That Damn Hickman!!!

He drove up to Pennsylvania and took the Whoopie Pie title back to Sterling, Virginia!!!!
He didn't even know what a Whoopie Pie was until I explained it to him. But since I couldn't make it, he Invaded our turf and took home the "funnest" title in competitive eating to date.
Took it home to stinking Virginia!!
What's even good in Virginia? The Shenandoah Valley, maybe.

So, as I said in an earlier post, I take it as a personal insult that he took home a title that a UEPa member deserves to hold. After he won, by eating 36 Whoopie Pies, he called to "report" his victory. And then he asked to become a UEPa member.
Which, since he does hold a PA title, I thought about. Then he asked "What's that thing in the middle of the UEPa logo? An urn?"
Gentelmen, if you don't know, you can't be in UEPa.

So, I challenge the Invader.

He will be joining us at Denny's Beer Barrel Pub on November 4th. And you read it here first, we will both be ordering "Ye Olde 96er."
The first to finish (or the one to finish the most in the time alloted) will be considered the Champion. He's been to Denny's before, and reports are that he "popped like a balloon." I haven't, but am confident that I can eat more burger that some guy from "Virgitucky."

If you also would like to become part of this challenge, don't forget to call Denny's 24 hours in advance to place your order for Ye Olde 96er.


Bring it on "Invader!"
I'm gonna "Walk Like an Egyptian" all over you at Denny's.